No one needs to know
Discreet sex doll delivery in the UK & Europe
Every sex doll ships in a plain, unbranded box with a neutral sender name and a discreet name on your bank statement. Nothing about your order says what's inside.
The box
Plain brown, double-walled cardboard. No logos, no printed description, no photographs. Full-size muses arrive in a box around 160 × 36 × 29 cm.
The label
A neutral sender name and your address. Nothing that mentions Velvet Muse or what the parcel contains.
The statement
Your bank shows a discreet trading name, never the store name or product.
Your data
Used only to deliver your order. Never sold, never shared, deleted on request.
TO: A. Customer
12 Canal Row
Portsmouth PO1
CONTENTS: Household goods
What arrives at your door
Just a box
This is what your courier and your neighbours see. Your muse is packed inside in protective foam with her care guide, wig and any accessories.
Walk the windowsSex doll FAQs
Before you knock
Are sex dolls legal in the UK & Europe?
Yes. Buying and owning an adult sex doll is legal in the UK & Europe for anyone aged 18 or over. Every doll we sell is a full-size, adult-bodied model, and our store is for adults only.
How much does a realistic sex doll cost in the UK & Europe?
Our full-size TPE and silicone-head sex dolls cost from £719 to around £1,200, with free discreet UK & EU delivery. Optional factory add-ons, such as heating or a moaning voice, start from £59.
What is the difference between a TPE and a silicone sex doll?
TPE is softer and squishier, with more jiggle, and costs less. Silicone is firmer, easier to clean, more heat-resistant and holds finer facial detail. Many of our dolls pair a hand-finished silicone head with a soft TPE body.
How discreet is sex doll delivery?
Completely. Your doll arrives in a plain brown, double-walled box with no logo, photo or product description. The label shows a neutral sender name, and your bank statement shows a discreet trading name.
How heavy is a full-size sex doll?
Our full-size sex dolls weigh between 28 kg and 50 kg, depending on height and body shape. Each doll's page lists her exact weight, measurements and box size.
How do you clean and care for a sex doll?
Rinse with warm water and a mild, oil-free soap, pat dry, then dust lightly with cornstarch. Store her lying flat or hanging, away from direct sunlight and dark, dyed fabrics, which can stain TPE.
How long does a sex doll last?
With regular cleaning and careful storage, a quality TPE doll typically lasts several years, and silicone lasts longer still. Avoid sharp objects, oil-based products and high heat.
What do the red and amber window lamps mean?
A red lamp means the doll is in stock in our warehouse and dispatches within 2 to 4 working days. Amber means you can reserve her now and she ships from the next consignment. We email you a delivery date.